Obama Fixed the Superbowl for New Orleans
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a some opinions and the God’s Honest Truth about what’s rotten in this country. I’m just so angry nowadays, at how our great country is being destroyed by the criminal “president”, B. Hussein Obama. There’s so much that he’s ruined.
Like the Superbowl. The greatest of American sports traditions. [...]
The Five Greatest Presidents EVER
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Hope everyone had a Happy New Year, and marked 2010 as the year Obama Failed. Sorry that I haven’t checked in for awhile, but I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. My new tuckpointing gig has been extended – the ol’ Terminal Tower is [...]
Obama cost me my job…
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with a story that starts off horrible but ends up well because of conservatism. I’d been staying with my sister Mis while my shoulder healed after I hurt it falling off the side of our house. Wal-Mart doesn’t pay for sick time off so I knew I had to [...]
Conservative Donations Needed…
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with some not so good news. Over the weekend, I decided that I needed to get back into Sadie’s good graces and offered to do some yard work. I must have really been in the dog house, ’cause she told me that I needed to clean the gutters out. [...]
My Top 5 Worst Presidents
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Well, I’m still on the couch since I got tasered at the Tea Party last week and thrown in the pokey for a bit. Sadie (my wife) is cheesed because we had to use the money saved up for the trip to Myrtle Beach to bail me out. She’ll [...]
Tea Party Slammer
Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here with one you’ll never believe. Last time I blogged, I was telling you all about how my neighbor Don got a letter from the crummy IRS telling him he owed big time. I’d been seeing all these “tea parties” on TV where a bunch of people who hate President [...]
Taxes will destroy America, your children…
Hey Folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here. Here’s a doozy for you to sink your teeth into. This morning I caught my neighbor Don going ballistic at his mailbox. He ripped off the plastic flag thingee and was kicking at the stand. When I got him to calm down and tell me what was wrong, [...]
Where have all the real vampires gone…?
I’m not into trends…not my style. I don’t like it when a large group of people are into something, and suddenly there is all of this pressure to do something, or read something. ‘Twilight’ came out of no where, for me. I was also late on the Harry Potter craze; when everyone says “This is [...]