Hot or Not? JoBros Edition
OK, let’s get this out of the way first: If you are over the age of 18 your mouse shouldn’t be hovering anywhere near the “hot” button, so please don’t be a perv. Not. Not. Not.
But let’s break it down.
Lefty: looks like a not-charmingly-awkward version of actor (and Michael Cera prototype) Jesse Eisenberg.
Middle: Most promising. [...]
Hot Or Not: Earth Day Edition
I was told to post something about Earth Day, but I didn’t know what, as it is one of my least favorite holidays (no presents, no boozing, no thanks). So I decided to run a Hot-Or-Not on an environmentally conscientious actor and Leonardo DiCaprio turned up first on my google search for green celebs.
This one [...]
Hot or Not? (Prematurely Leaked Edition)
Hugh Jackman was on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” a few months ago to promote “Australia” and for some reason he and Conan had a push-up contest. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I found myself probably more entertained by this than I should have. Two tall drinks of water in expensive suits, [...]
Hot or Not? (The Thinking Girl’s Edition)
The weird case of Seth Rogen is that his increasing fame is what helps create his notness. Hear me out: simply as a secondary character in shows like “Freaks and Geeks,” he’d be a pudgy, funny smart guy who’s sensitive and smokes weed. That pretty much describes, plus or minus some variants, most of my [...]
Hot or Not? (“American Idol” Edition)
Look, there are plenty of things about Simon Cowell that are not sexy. Like his hedgehog haircut, his propensity for showing off his cleavage, the shoes he chooses to wear with jeans (check it out next time you see a full body-shot), his sunburn, and the fact that he smokes menthols. But, there’s something about [...]
Hot or Not? (Boy Vampire Edition)
Hello! I am not a member of Schadenfreude but that doesn’t mean I don’t have opinions on what makes people hot, or the opposite (not). And while like every female on the planet I enjoy debating the hot/not-ness of other ladies, I figured it was time we put dudes up on the chopping block as [...]