How to murder a Gremlin (As seen in Gremlins)
After you have exposed your cuddly Mogwai to bright light, doused it in water and fed it leftover fried chicken after midnight, you will find yourself faced with a rapidly-multiplying, rat-faced, morally-broke creature with a high tolerance for alcohol.
Here is how you exterminate the bastards, as seen in the 1984 holiday classic/horror film/instructional manual by [...]
Hall & Oates: ‘We are the victims of … rickrolling’
Celebrated 1970s-80s pop duo Daryl Hall and John Oates met with elementary school-aged children in Austin, Minn., on Friday with what appeared to be a desperate plea:
“You have the Internet here. Put us on it,” whispered Oates, his Tom Selleck-ian facial hair worming dangerously close to a the ear of a third-grade boy.
The rock and [...]
Now with 100 percent more mime
Season 6 of Nip/Tuck premiered on FX on Wednesday night, offering a not-so surprising plot direction for the character Matt McNamara, the Michael Jacksonest animal, mineral, or vegetable still on this planet, expelling breath. No kidding. John Carter Hensley, who plays Matt McNamara, looks more like MJ than both MJ and Diana Ross combined.
The son [...]
“I was Michael Cera first”
**BREAKING**
The Supreme Court of New York has ruled in favor of a disheveled and geeky young actor wearing an ironic T under a hoodie, who claims “I was Michael Cera first.”
Jesse Eisenberg, 25, star of the film “Adventureland,” displayed his signature bad posture and said something witty without any inflection when the verdict was read. [...]
2-Second Movie Review: Wolf
Just a scant nine years after Michael J. Fox starred “Teen Wolf,” Jack Nicholson made his own mark on the genre with “Wolf,” a film that probably would have been even more successful if it had been considered the third of the “Teen Wolf” trilogy.
Nicholson plays a mousy book editor who is fortuitously bitten by [...]
Makeover: Upper East Side to Boys Don’t Cry
How you will know when this season of Bravo’s reality show “NYC Prep” is over:
When this:
Finally completes his transformation into this :
Like they say in the emo biz: It ain’t over until the kid in skinny jeans sings “Boys Don’t Cry.”
2-Second Movie Review: Aliens
I can accept the idea of acid-oozing face-huggers attacking the Marine Corps. What I cannot believe is that this movie stars Paul Reiser and Bill Paxton, yet is not a romantic comedy. Lost in the chaos of Alien hunting on planet LV-426 is that tender moment where Paxton, dressed in khaki pants with freshly-pressed pleats [...]
Hot or Not (Full-body apparition edition)
Zak Bagans. Don’t know the name? You will. He’ll hunt your ghosts.