AdamWitt

Adam Witt is a founding member of Schadenfreude but, aside from playing midnights at The Playground in 1997, he cannot take credit for many of the groups good ideas. Adam initially met up with the other founding members at Chicago's Second City; after that he met up with them at Schmidt's apartment. Adam spent much of his life in Ohio before a decade-long stint in Chicago where he resides to this day as far as you know. Adam has lived in Ravenswood, Edgewater, and Wrigleyville twice to make sure it sucked as much as he thought it did. Adam once worked a night-job as a telephone sanitizer and rode the El every night at midnight for three years. He was also a Boom Operator on a David Carradine movie and a Carney in Carbondale for one summer. When not writing for Schadenfreude.net, Adam can be found editing the penetration out of Hotel Porn and shoehorning Raising Arizona quotes into normal conversations. Adam has been a Netflix member since 1999, is currently watching White Lightning with Burt Reynolds, and never refers to himself in the third person, unless he's writing his own bio.