These are gadgets used by James Bond:

  • tear gas cartridge disguised as talcum powder
  • passenger ejector seat
  • a cigarette capable of shooting a jet powered projectile
  • magnetic watch that can deflect bullets
  • x-ray safe cracking device concealed within a cigarette case
  • hubcap laser
  • a ring containing a miniature camera
  • wrist dart gun

    These aren’t:

    • condoms
    • Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
    • MAC OS 007
    • portable Jamba Juice dispenser
    • Cooleyhighharmony
    • poisonous fuzzy dice
    • duct tape suspenders
    • laser guided blender
    • a remote controlled television remote
    • fake fake dog poop
    • malt liquor-tini