Obama is on the brink!

Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here…still basking in the glory of the Republican victory last week.  Gotta admit, I went on a bit of a bender when the election results rolled in.   We cleaned up big time here in Ohio – Obama’s socialist hench-goon Ted Strickland?  He’s now the ex-Governor.   Lots of new GOP congressmen, too.     The country clearly decided that Liberalism was for the birds, and turned out in droves to restore the republic, which Obama nearly destroyed.   The beatdown was so bad, ol’ Barry ran back to his Muslim homeland to hide.

I spent most of Election Day doing what I always do – I dragged Sadie down to City Hall and we voted (she never tells me who she votes for).  Then I got on the roof with a case of Great Lakes Commodore Perry and waved my flag  for awhile, to try and rouse the patriotic and conservative spirit of our neighborhood.  Since I’m still out of a job, I didn’t have to take the day off and still got paid.  Not a bad way to spend the day reclaiming freedom.  And you know what?  It worked.  We got the House, baby!  First thing that should be done: impeach Obama, Biden and whoever else they need to till they get to the Speaker of the House.  Then we’ll have President Boehner.  Works for me.  One thing that didn’t go right – Dennis “The Menace” Kucinich was re-elected – AGAIN – by my fellow “citizens”.  I don’t get these liberal assholes that live here in Lakewood… the guy’s never around, and even when I tear up all of his signs, people just keep pulling the handle for the Commie . I guess they forget he drove Cleveland into bankruptcy.  So bad.

Now there’s a lame duck session for Congress.  Obama’s hiding out in Malaysia or something, so the Wicked Witch of the West Coast Pelosi is going to try and get some crap in before the new term starts.  That’s so dumb.  When the election is over, why do we have to wait for a couple of months before the new Congress gets sworn in?  Same here with Governor.   The new guy, Kaisch, asked Strickland to stop the high speed rail project from Cleveland to Cincinnati, to save 400 million bucks.  But Srickland is gonna spend to the end.  What a dick!  That money should go to finishing the tuckpointing job o the Terminal Tower, so I can get back to work and don’t have to take any more unemployment.

We’ll be ok…the tide has turned and to copy what I’ve been hearing everyplace, a Conservative Tsunami just hit Obama in his breadbasket.  And we’ve got Rush to thank for it all.   Next time, it will be a Mass Extinction Event…but for the Democrats.  Yeah.  The party’s just starting.  Till next time, Fred the Tuckpointer signing off.