How to tell if you’re just not that into you…

10. You keep buying jeans a size too small and allow yourself to go out looking like THAT

9. You consider a romantic night a bottle of White Zinfandel and the entire box of 100 calorie pack of reduced fat Oreos

8. In bed, your hand keeps wondering over to the pillow next to you because it’s more interesting

7. You buy yourself the newest John Mayer CD

6. You don’t lock fingers when holding your hand

5. You won’t share your passwords with yourself

4. You’re married to someone else

3. You tell yourself you just don’t picture this being long term

2. You have to get yourself drunk to masturbate

1. You go out for cigarettes and then never come home