Iran’s Unmanned Bomber

Iran has unveiled it’s first unmanned bomber. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the drone could be a “messenger of death,” but its “key message is friendship.” He explained that though it’s designed to drop bombs from the underbelly, the canons can be enabled to shoot sandwiches and kittens.

Really cute, furry, purring kittens.

God, and Allah, be praised.