Summer TV Worth Staying In For (True Blood)

True Blood

I tried to resist, but why bother? True Blood is hot, hot, hot and it’s the perfect summer guilty pleasure. Fuck it, I don’t even feel guilty anymore. Vampires are out of the coffin and sucking on humans who love it and it’s AWESOME!!! And now there’s werewolves — HOT werewolves, ‘natch — who can actually procreate with humans and leave the house in the daytime, so our telepath heroine Sookie Stackhouse suddenly has a lot of options! Did I mention these people are good looking, and have sex all the time? And let us watch?! p.s. HBO is on special for $10 a month. Do it.