Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bruce Willis… what do they all have in common? They’re all action movie actors. They’re the action movie actors. They are who you think of when you’re casting an action movie. And, apparently, they’re who The Expendables director, producers, casting director all thought of when putting together this new action movie. So what’s missing? An African-American character. And who would be the perfect tough guy brotha to round out the cast? Who’s the first person who pops into anybody’s mind? Duh! It’s the dad on Everybody Hates Chris! Of course. Wait… what?!