Welcome to Schadenfreude’s San Diego ComiCon Coverage!

Holy Shit - that's a bottle opener!

This here is James Alsup. You may remember him from last year’s coverage, telling us all about the Nerd Riots for the crazy toys. He’s back in SD covering the CC, and we are super-excited – this year he has some sort of Golden Ticket/Bribe Pass that gets him in early before everyone else. He’s going to be supplying us with the best and sexiest and WTF-est when it comes to items for sale and cosplayers.

Right now, he’s just super-excited his hotel room has a bottle opener in the bathroom.

And who wouldn’t be?