Did the editor of “The Onion” somehow switch jobs? Does no one there realize how funny this is? Please let Channel 12 lead with this story tonight. I want to hear Anna Davlantes get through this headline without looking doe-eyed, like she does when mentioning anything happening in the Middle East.
Oh yeah – don’t miss the final performance of the summer of “The City That Works”! Tonight at 8.30PM – Lincoln Hall – 2424. N. Lincoln! Schadenfreude + The Jordan Years + Yuri Lane with a special surprise visit from Jango Fett!