C’mon. I mean, I know it’s his name, but C’MON.

Did the editor of “The Onion” somehow switch jobs? Does no one there realize how funny this is? Please let Channel 12 lead with this story tonight. I want to hear Anna Davlantes get through this headline without looking doe-eyed, like she does when mentioning anything happening in the Middle East.

Oh yeah – don’t miss the final performance of the summer of “The City That Works”! Tonight at 8.30PM – Lincoln Hall – 2424. N. Lincoln! Schadenfreude + The Jordan Years + Yuri Lane with a special surprise visit from Jango Fett!