Get a job Dr. Wakefield

Doctor Andrew Wakefield has been banned from practicing medicine after his theory that autism is caused by vaccinations was widely debunked. Due to his false claims, childhood diseases such as measles are on the rise. Now Dr. Wakefield is in search for a new job. We humbly offer these suggestions…

  • Marlboro pitchman
  • Tanning salon owner
  • Gun cleaning instructor to preschoolers
  • Delivery driver for McDonalds to elementary schools
  • Jenny McCarthy’s personal physician
  • Hang out in parks and cough on kids