Congratulations, Elmhurst, IL!!!

You rank as the #1 City in the US to search for “sex”, “porn”, and “xxx”! Who from your beloved town is going to make the acceptance speech?

Although I would have loved to take credit for putting this masterpiece together, and calling out the perverts in Elmhurst, I will instead give credit where credit is due: Online MBA.

What’s up Oak Park? Feeling a little under the weather? Time to hit Bing! and look for some naughty redheads.

Hit the jump to see all the startling statistics regarding internet porn – like the fact that 1 in 3 visitors to porn sites are women. Yeah, women. However, my wife is not one of them.

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