Even if I did have an iPad…

I would not buy this suit. I can’t tell if this is an Onion-style joke, or if it’s for real. Ok, I know it’s for real – Mohan Custom Tailors in New York (of course) are designing all sorts of clothes WITH BIG POCKETS. That’s right people. Your suit/dress/pants/jacket/vest now has a REALLY BIG POCKET. You know, so you can keep your iPad. Because, totally, you would look like a dork if you just held it. In your hands. Or put it in a briefcase. Or, you know, used your phone.

I guarantee these jerks have sold a hundred or so of these suits, and that this fall, this style will dominate JC Penney. I’m saying it here, and now.

Just watch.