Obama is remaking the Supreme Court into the Socialist Court

Hey folks, Fred the Tuckpointer here from the outskirts of Free America.  I figure it was just a matter of time before B. Hussein Obama turned his dagger a little more into the American Dream.   His next  target?  The Supreme Court.

A little civics lesson for all the Liberals out there who read this blog (hint: Brad the College Socialist)…The Supreme Court’s job is to make sure all of the stupid laws that Congress passes fall in line with the Constitution.  Unless the President decides that he needs to step in – then he gets the final say.   Conservapedia’s got all the details if you need’em.   The President has to pick a justice that will follow the Constitution to the letter – all of it – otherwise the whole thing is compromised and the U.S. will be no more.

Normally this isn’t a big deal, but we’ve got a Socialist President now.   The Court is pretty conservative, with a couple of Liberal yahoos and that she-man Ginsberg.  With Paul Stevens retiring, Obama gets to put another Commie in there to make sure his will be done.  Sure, Stevens is retiring due to “old age” and “health concerns” but he was waiting for Bush to leave office.   A Trap, if you will.

So the big question is, what Liberal will Obama put on the court?  I’ve heard some rumors…none of them good:

  • Ed Begley, Jr. Super-duper hippie.  Sadie says he was good on St. Elsewhere, whatever the hell that is.  All I know is that he likes electric cars, and would be ok with a Constitutional mandate for electric cars.  All I can say is you’ll take my F150 when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers.
  • Keith Olbermann. God, I hate this traitor.  When Bush was President, all this jerk-off did every night on PMSNBC (good one, Rush!) was talk about how much he sucked.  Uh, guess what o’ former baseball announcer?  I don’t think you’re going to do much better if you were elected President.  What a punk.  His “special comments” are just rip offs of Edward Murrow.  Who was a Communist.  ‘Cause Anne Coulter says so.
  • Dennis “The Menance” Kucinich. I’m ashamed to admit this doofus is my Congressman.  Chalk it up to all of the Liberals living in the greater Cleveland area.  They seem to forget he caused the city to go bankrupt.  He’s be perfect for Obama’s court – he’s all about the French anyway.  Did you know he was for 9-11?
  • John Elway. I’m only listing him here because he beat the Browns twice in the AFC Championship games back in ’85 and ’86.   Jerk.
  • Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton’s mistress. I stole this one from Rush.  Leave it to Obama to dredge up the the most painful episode of one of the country’s darkest hours.  She could write a majority opinion on a dress, or cigars, or…you know.  This is where you should be laughing.

Awful, huh?  But I bet its not too far from the truth.  Regardless of who Obama picks, at least the good news is that the appointment is only for life, so eventually the Obama justice will croak and we’ll be able to get a  solid conservative back in there.   First, we need to get Obama out of office so he can’t make any more picks.  Sadie likes to remind me the election isn’t until 2012, so in the meanwhile, write letters to Justices Alito, Thomas, Roberts, Scaila, and Breyer to not retire or die.   So get to it.  Till next time, Fred the Tuckpointer signing off.