- I’m With An Abusive Partner (arrow pointing to person beside you)
- Save the Drama for Yo Yo Ma.
- I’m Hotter Than Megan Turner. Wait, Do You Know Megan? No? Well, She’s Real Hot, So Do The Math. Hot, Hot Math.
- Bitch On Wheels (person wearing should be in wheelchair)
- The Reference on this Shirt is Too Outdated for the Current Generation.
- Daddy’s Little Girl Has Daddy Issues and Can’t Maintain a Healthy Relationship with Someone Who is Not Daddy.
- iAm Jealous of Your Phone.
- My Adopted Child From Uganda Will Make Your Honor Student Feel Guilty About Their Life.
- Underneath This Shirt is an Ironic Chest.
** Note – we will be selling these, and tickets to Hong Kong Blood Opera on the site later.