Psst…hey lifeguards…don’t turn around…

…that guy is back….yeah, again…yeah, the big floaty-head….no, just keep looking over here and act natural…pretend we’re talking about something…yeah, still there…just be cool…if we ignore him he’ll get bored and leave…so…yeah, still there…NO! Don’t turn around…I think he’s gonna leave…maybe…what a weirdo…maybe we should go…wait, I think….no…still there….

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