What To Do While Refusing to Read the Twilight Series – A Survival Guide

  • Talk about how it will never live up to Harry Potter.
  • Grow old.
  • Maintain consistency by avoiding all things vampire.
  • Walk the dog.
  • Read a book that actually teaches you something.
  • Vote.
  • Explain to a teenager that Twilight is really about the impending race wars.
  • Doughnuts.  Eat lots of doughnuts.
  • Get irrationally angry about the whole thing.
  • Anything.  Anything at all.