The Men Who Stare at Goats, 2008 (dir. Grant Heslov)

SYNOPSIS: In honor of Jeff Bridges being nominated for a film I have yet to see, I offer a drawing of another film I have yet to see. From what I can gather from the trailer George Clooney plays someone in a Coen Brothers movie who got lost on the set of Three Kings with the kid from Almost Famous. The Big Lebowski plays the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. I think Lex Luthor plays Private Pyle.

I hear Bridges is barely in this film which automatically makes it less good. The main reason I still want to see it is because of this IMDB list of plot keywords:

• Staring Contest
• Box Office Hit
• Hippie
• Goat
• New Age
• Psychic Power
• Absurdism
• Animal In Title

FILM: N/A

BRIDGES: N/A

BOTTOM LINE: 1) All Jeff Bridges films are redeemed by his involvement. 2) We have all seen a Jeff Bridges film. 3) Therefore we are all redeemed by Jeff Bridges.

This post was written by Connor Kalista
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