Comments on: LOST Predictions – Let’s Start ‘em Up! http://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:53:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 By: Steve Scholzhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17260 Steve Scholz Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:28:13 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17260 The entire island swirls down a drain as Patrick Duffy turns off his shower. The entire island swirls down a drain as Patrick Duffy turns off his shower.

]]> By: Lee Annhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17256 Lee Ann Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:19:30 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17256 Don't Stop Believin' Joel - I think you win.Was going to suggest that Hawkeye accidentally kills a squaking chicken/baby as they are all being sent home, but that is only because I dont watch Lost.I would have watched it if James Gandolfini was in it. And Little Steven. Don’t Stop Believin’ Joel – I think you win.

Was going to suggest that Hawkeye accidentally kills a squaking chicken/baby as they are all being sent home, but that is only because I dont watch Lost.

I would have watched it if James Gandolfini was in it. And Little Steven.

]]> By: Fred Moweryhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17254 Fred Mowery Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:42:33 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17254 Why doesn't the fat guy ever get skinny? Aren't they all supposed to be starving or something? Why doesn’t the fat guy ever get skinny? Aren’t they all supposed to be starving or something?

]]> By: Joelhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17253 Joel Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:24:00 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17253 Or do they enter a diner, feast on onion rings and listen to Journey as man in a Members Only jacket comes out of the bathroom to- Or do they enter a diner, feast on onion rings and listen to Journey as man in a Members Only jacket comes out of the bathroom to-

]]> By: Stephen Schmidthttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17252 Stephen Schmidt Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:31:32 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17252 Funny - you don't mention anyone "kissing"I think you also forgot: <ol> <li>"Smoke Monster" is actually the name of the skateboard Jack had as a kid</li> <li>Sayid gets frozen in ice for a million years, only to be thawed out by aliens and given the gift of a "perfect day" where he spends it with his mother who's love he never got</li> <li>In the last scene, Jack, Claire, Aaron and Christian enter a diner where they order cheese fries</li> </ol> Funny – you don’t mention anyone “kissing”

I think you also forgot:

  1. “Smoke Monster” is actually the name of the skateboard Jack had as a kid
  2. Sayid gets frozen in ice for a million years, only to be thawed out by aliens and given the gift of a “perfect day” where he spends it with his mother who’s love he never got
  3. In the last scene, Jack, Claire, Aaron and Christian enter a diner where they order cheese fries
]]> By: Joelhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17251 Joel Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:24:22 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17251 Another Lost mystery: Why did my "8" turn into an emoticon suddenly? Damn those numbers... Another Lost mystery: Why did my “8″ turn into an emoticon suddenly? Damn those numbers…

]]> By: Joelhttp://www.schadenfreude.net/2010/02/02/lost-predictions-lets-start-em-up.php/comment-page-1#comment-17250 Joel Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:22:48 +0000 http://www.schadenfreude.net/?p=25427#comment-17250 1) Ewoks. Just like The Empire, the Man-In-Black didn’t count on Ewoks coming to our heroes’ aid. 2) Frank will be fired from Ajira airlines, allowing Sawyer to kill Frank without going against his own programming. 3) Kate will destroy her toy airplane in the fires of the statue where it was originally forged. 4) Jack will realize (too late) that Hurley = Darth Söze 5) Faraday and Widmore switch bodies for one day and realize that it isn’t easy being Faraday or Widmore, thus gaining new found respect for each other 6) Desmond finds the Statue of Liberty at the other end of the island – realizing he was on Earth all along. 7) We discover that “The Island” exists only in a miniature snow globe on Aaron’s bedroom shelf. 8) Ben is his own father…and son 9) Walt and Sayid will reluctantly yet hilariously share an apartment on the Upper East Side, despite the fact that one of them is rascally slob and the other is a neat-freak! 10) Kate will declare “Michael is not our friend, he is not what he appears to be” before ripping off his “human” skin to reveal reptilian skin underneath. 11) Locke will go back to school to finish that one class he needs to finally earn his college degree. But oh no! He only has 6 hours before the big test (he hasn’t studied at all!) and that lousy Dean is ready to kick him off the diving team!! 1) Ewoks. Just like The Empire, the Man-In-Black didn’t count on Ewoks coming to our heroes’ aid.
2) Frank will be fired from Ajira airlines, allowing Sawyer to kill Frank without going against his own programming.
3) Kate will destroy her toy airplane in the fires of the statue where it was originally forged.
4) Jack will realize (too late) that Hurley = Darth Söze
5) Faraday and Widmore switch bodies for one day and realize that it isn’t easy being Faraday or Widmore, thus gaining new found respect for each other
6) Desmond finds the Statue of Liberty at the other end of the island – realizing he was on Earth all along.
7) We discover that “The Island” exists only in a miniature snow globe on Aaron’s bedroom shelf.
8) Ben is his own father…and son
9) Walt and Sayid will reluctantly yet hilariously share an apartment on the Upper East Side, despite the fact that one of them is rascally slob and the other is a neat-freak!
10) Kate will declare “Michael is not our friend, he is not what he appears to be” before ripping off his “human” skin to reveal reptilian skin underneath.
11) Locke will go back to school to finish that one class he needs to finally earn his college degree. But oh no! He only has 6 hours before the big test (he hasn’t studied at all!) and that lousy Dean is ready to kick him off the diving team!!

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