Thanks Jeff Bridges (in which I make a drawing for each of his films)

The Fisher King, 1991 (dir. Terry Gilliam)
SYNOPSIS: Bridges plays yet another guy named Jack. He was a DJ until one of his fans got the crazy and shot up a restaurant made entirely out of smashing glass and screaming. Perry (Williams) was eating there with his wife but he doesn’t remember this (repressed memory of [...]
If you like ‘Twilight’ you’ll like next week’s episode…

That’s why I love these guys. As was stated several times over last night – these guys better not eff up the ending of Lost. Seriously not. The rampage that would ensue could constitute a National Disaster and qualify for America to apply for Federal Funding and ask FEMA to step in.
And [...]
So, seriously Marvel? Jim as Captain America?

I don’t even know if this is 100% confirmed yet… But the mere hint of this is making my stomach churn. What was it Marvel? Was it his brilliant performance in “Leatherheads” that made you take a look at him? Oh, I know, maybe it’s the way he…. Well fuck. I [...]
Admiral Ackbar to get all plushy and jump on trampolines, make out with cheerleaders.

I never thought I would catch myself saying this, but, as reported by TMZ, Admiral Ackbar is inching his way towards becoming the mascot of Ole Miss.
Let me repeat that. Admiral Ackbar, the head squid in charge of the Rebel Alliance, is about to begin a new career after his military service as a [...]
Lost Deathwatch.

Ok all – here we are. It’s the last season, so all bets are off. Sure, they continue to bring back characters we thought are gone, or at least, there are characters that we thought were gone are going to be making an appearance at some point this season (Flashback, Flash-sideways, or coming [...]
I’m Going to Refinance, and I Don’t Know Why

I’m going to be honest, I hadn’t actually thought about taking advantage of ”Obama’s Refinance Plan.” But now I just might.
Look! You’ve heard enough! I have answered your questions!

Now I have to see Schadenfreude.net Reader!
Warning: Your Life is About to Get Better

No more touching that stupid tube of toothpaste.
Warning: Not for use by Autistic people and others who may prefer tactile sensation.
Bound to happen: Tiger apology remixed
This is hitting the internets today…
For Your Information
If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth’s machines and build a new army.
For Your Information
If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution.
That will be all.
Can I Write My Autobiography Now? … How About Now?

Now?
Just let me know. I really want to get on it. I’m not famous yet. Yet. But when I am, and that is inevitable, I will write my autobiography immediately. I will write the crap out of that thing.
In fact, I’m not going to wait. Scott Brown, newly elected and recently sworn in Senator from Massachusetts [...]
Damn. I could go for some Gatorade Tiger Focus right about now…

After that apology, you think they’ll bring it back? I really hope se…
So Jewel-Osco is downsizing…

According to Tribune/ChicagoBreakingNews.com –
Tribune staff report | Jewel Osco, the Chicago area’s largest grocery chain, will shed 110 store management jobs in an effort to be more competitive.
Jewel has traditionally operated its stores with two managers, one for the Jewel food business, the other for the Osco pharmacy operation. Going forward, the company will [...]









