Hot or Not? (Don’t Worry, She’s Legal and On Maxim This Month Edition)

Amanda Bynes, I hope you are ready for the world of boys that grew up watching you on Nickelodeon and can now, safely mind you, put you into all sorts of terrible situations that only your panties, a blindfold or jar of KY will be able to get you out of (not necessarily all 3).

Now, I’m not saying that I am doing any of that, but, I did however, sit through a marathon of that show where her parents died and she moved in with that blond chick that isn’t Tori Spelling from 90210 and she lived in NY because that combo was something to behold. Seriously, it was 30 minutes of bad jokes and eye candy.

But alas, we aren’t here to talk about the blonde-chick-that-isn’t-Tori-Spelling from 90210 – we are here to talk about Amanda Bynes. I might be wrong, but she was in that crew on Nickelodeon that Keenan and Kel were a part of – that whole “kid’s sketch show” revolution that launched… And then, sputtered…. and is now collapsed. Replaced with SpongeBob Square Pants and Johnny Test or something.

Amanda is one of those “hot while quiet” kinda girls. She’s over-expressive to the point of being a mini-Jenny McCarthy with the whole “face” thing. You know, “I have to telegraph my surprise by opening my mouth and widening my eyes” school of Drama. However – if you mute the TV when she’s on, and turn away whenever a pie drops – you’ll be just fine. I don’t know if I’m allowed to qualify a hot – but I do. Hot while Mute.

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