Seriously… Pink eye?!

I think it’s been about 20 years since I heard about a case of pink eye. I don’t even know what it is, except for what I learned in Junior High, and “Knocked Up” – and from both of those sources, I learned it has to do with your butt and and your eye. Normally, those two parts of your body should not share ANY real estate – so when someone gets pink eye… I get a little judgmental. I start wondering what he/she did to, as far as I and my junior high/movie education can figure out, get poop in their eye.

Childish? Maybe. I’m just saying – but now, you’re gonna think it too, so I’m pretty sure I did my job. Public Safety and Health – and keeping poop out of your eye.

Every day is a mission, and today, I can say, “Mission accomplished.”