Watch out LOSTies – First 4 Min. of Season Premiere Here and NOW!

[SPOILERS ABOUND - NOT FOR FAINT OF HEART]
I don’t buy the iPad until I’m certain I can use it to thwart terrorists should I find myself in an enclosed environment with them.
I don’t buy the iPad until I’m certain I can use it to thwart terrorists should I find myself in an enclosed environment with them. #url#
You Can Still Learn Things From Your Parents. [Blockquote]
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[From the wonderful Justin (ShitMyDadSays)]
Problem: I’m not sure how to tell my one-night stand I’m a big fan of Star Wars the next morning.

Solution:
I know it’s already 1 month into 2010…

But do you think I could still give this calendar? I wouldn’t be considered “cheap” – would I?
Apple Releases the iPad!

Ohhh… MadTV – you were yearssss ahead of your time. Who woulda thunk that all those years ago, Apple would have gone ahead and named their product with the OBVIOUS connotations? Oh well… Let’s relive a little bit of 1994 and the now-cancelled MadTV!
[Thanks Molly for the assist!]
Someone Please List all the Hidden Meanings [LOST - OMFG!]
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I remember a few years ago, I was REALLY excited for the new season of 24. It was the one in which they killed President Palmer. And everyone else. Then I watched that season, and was pretty satisfied. It was a good season of TV. However, since then, I’ve been severely disappointed. [...]
Dispute Arises Over World’s Best Fans

Drew Brees proudly proclaimed tonight that New Orlean’s fans are the “best fans in the world.” At first I believed him. Then I began doing a little research. As it turns out, this is in direct contradiction to what Steelers’ Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger said last January when Pittsburth defeated the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC [...]
iSamJackson – The reason Apple created the iPhone

iSamJackson – The very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta annoy every motherfucker in the room – accept no substitutes.
I normally don’t do iPhone App recommendations – mainly because my App choices are lame at best – but this one…. This one is fantastic. You have no idea how much fun it [...]
Sure about that, New York Times?

Really, NYTimes? This is really the guy that a woman wants examining her breasts? This is the best you could find for your front page story?
For Your Information

I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough – but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist.




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