Real or The Onion?

logolrgSome stories you have to not only ask yourself that question, but also draw an org chart to understand all the parties involved:

A man whose penis was glued to his stomach says a motel tryst with a girlfriend involving a bondage fantasy turned painful and humiliating after his wife, a second girlfriend and another woman burst into the room and harassed him because of his cheating ways.

Sadly – this one is true: Full Story