Arizona preacher accidentally reveals non-existence of God by praying for still-living Barack Obama’s Death

PreacherPraysforObamasDeathArizona Preacher, Steve Anderson, has openly prayed to God for the death of Barack Obama. In other news, Barack Obama remains alive, the existence of God remains in doubt.

“I hope that God strikes Barack Obama with brain cancer so he can die like Ted Kennedy and I hope it happens today.” said the Preacher to a God that took 77 years to kill Ted Kennedy of a disease that coincidentally appears in the lives of many non-prayed-for people who live past the average life expectancy.

Mr. Anderson failed to comment on whether sitting Presidents who subject 4,600 Americans to death in an unnecessary war of choice should reside in Heaven or Hell, but did comment that he’ll be praying once again to God for a Cardinals Victory in the upcoming Superbowl.

God could not be reached for comment.