How to annoy your friends

five_hundred_days_of_summerBe sure to pronounce the title of (500) Days of Summer correctly. The “500” is silent, just like in the song Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away). So if your friends tell you that they want to see “500 Days of Summer”, correct them and tell them that they mean “Days of Summer,” and suggest they go see G.I. Joe, which requires no knowledge of the rules of grammar to enjoy (trust me.)

For further information on other things that make indie films annoying, see this Strongbad Email sent to me by Bart. It’s filled with some crazily astute observations.