Tom DeLay to Dance With The Stars

Tom Dale Douchey DeLay

Tom Dale "Douchey" DeLay

“News” Organizations have been busily reporting that Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is going to compete on Dancing With The Stars.  Seriously.  Read about it here.  And here.  Or here.

And why not? He’s been dancing around Democracy for years…

BOOM! goes the Dynamite.

P.S.  The image is his mug shot from when he was charged with conspiring to violate campaign finance laws.  That’s right—his mug shot.