Bring your own Snapple next time.

imagesCan someone please find the beeyotch from table 11 last night and slowly explain to her that the reason her Paradise Passion Fruit (flavored) Tropical Iced Tea that she makes at home “all the time,” didn’t taste the same as the Paradise Original (unflavored) Tropical Iced Tea that I served her in the restaurant last night is because they aren’t supposed to taste the same. Of course they don’t taste the same. It doesn’t mean I’m lying. It doesn’t mean I’m an incompetent, product-dumb server. It doesn’t mean the restaurant is trying to pull a fast one. One’s passion fruit flavored and one’s black tea — unflavored. And, YOU’RE A STUPID BEEYOTCH! Thank you.