Can I poke a hole in the Obama birth certificate conspiracy?

What parent, looking to fake their child’s birth certificate/announcement so that he can grow up to be President of The United States, misses the tiny detail that Barack Hussein Obama would be the craziest fucking name a President would ever have? You want to sneak through the system, try John Smith, or Stephe Schmidt. I’m just sayin’.

Now watch Jon Stewart poking a more brilliant hole in the theory.

It is funny that the bare minimum of research, say, a Google picture search, returns 100 pictures of Obama’s birth certificate. So…uh, there’s that. Or should I say that a basic search of Google reveals that these people aren’t that interested in whether there is or isn’t a birth certificate. Or should I say, birth certificate or not – there’s an “other” in the white house.