Things you didn’t know to be afraid of



I was just listening to the Weather Channel and they’re suggesting that you stock up on water and don’t make any plans for this weekend because there’s an 80% chance of NAZI FRANKENSTEINS!

I’m sorry Carol, I would come to your daughter’s Quincera, but I’ve heard that there’s an incoming front of NAZI FRANKENSTEINS!

You’ve reached the desk of Larry Kazamiass, I’ll be out of the office all day because of NAZI FRANKENSTEINS!