It’s never marijuana is it? Dying of illegal drugs is so 70’s.
I went down to Hollywood Boulevard yesterday to shoot some footage of the crowd who was there to put really awful memorabilia and bad airbrushed t-shirts on his star. I’ll post a video soon. “Soon” being a word I’m constantly redefining.
My favorite bit aside from asking everyone if this “was the line to see Farrah’s star?”, was to try and circulate rumors that he died of marijuana. Which is funny, because it’s never marijuana.
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Adam, how long until some guy who kinda sorta looks like Michael Jackson starts moonwalking for tips in front of Mann’s Chinese Theater and upstages Superman, Jack Sparrow and Yoda?
I’m guessing this Sunday at brunch.
I went yesterday and I already have pictures of fake Michael hanging out with Elvis and Marilyn.
Best joke I heard was:
“Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven. God looks to Farrah and says, “You lived such a wonderful life, sharing your pain with the world, showing them, teaching them how to be strong. For your achievements, I will grant you one wish. Anything you’d like.”
Farrah turns to God and say, “My one wish is that all the children in the world will be safe.”
another pot related death
Farrah and Michael die the same day. How ironic. One little boys desired and the other desired little boys.
You know the sad thing is that if MJ had been using medicinal marijuana to manage his pain he probably would have still been alive today as would many other people. Yet doctors continue to give people medicines to treat illnesses and pain that marijuana is capable treating with little or no risks, unlike other medicines out there.
Already with Elvis & Marilyn? Wow. Thanks, Adam. I keep forgetting how quickly Hollywood moves…it’s like people are ready to cash in on the next tragedy before it even happens.
Though I do marvel at those costumed peeps at Mann’s. I once waved to Wonder Woman out there, and I believe she saw me, but then she drove away in her Buick hardtop. Let that be a lesson to Fake MJ– don’t let your audience down, even at the end of your shift.
The Wonder Woman Friday looked like Star Jones in a Wonder Woman outfit.
And Marilyn was also hanging out with a Barack Obama, a guy wearing a big rubber Barack Obama mask, making them look like the robbers in Point Break 2.
BIlly Mays! DEAD!!!!!!!
Probably marijuana.
must have been from the same bag
I hope God will back me up that Billy Mays always sounds kind of pissed.
Michael Jackson shoulda smoked a blunt. His initials are the same as Marijuana: MJ. He would have never fucked up his face, and plus he could have traded that phat red jacket for a pound of kush!
These are all good points.