Chuck Norris jokes starring Michael Bay. If you haven’t seen Transformers 2 by now, you probably won’t, however, most of these also apply to Sandy’s favorite movie “Bad Boys II”.
These are terrible – but, sadly, true. Adam, why don’t you put a few in the comments? Anyone else?
justinmilam: Michael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out, we now call it the sun
scriptdreric: Before sex, Michael Bay always says in his best Sean Connery voice, “Welcome to the Rock.”
lucascarlisle: Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting – slow motion.
BobCervantes: For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions.
mroberts940: Michael Bay lost his virginity before his dad did.
mrbs: Michael Bay was preceeded down the birth canal by a dove in slow motion. And followed by a column of flame.
Aimee_B_Loved: Michael Bay has 2 speeds: Slow motion and on fire.
And, the rest of the story.
Thanks io9.
