New Trend Taking Over Twitter…

michael-bayChuck Norris jokes starring Michael Bay. If you haven’t seen Transformers 2 by now, you probably won’t, however, most of these also apply to Sandy’s favorite movie “Bad Boys II”.

These are terrible – but, sadly, true. Adam, why don’t you put a few in the comments? Anyone else?

justinmilam: Michael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out, we now call it the sun

scriptdreric: Before sex, Michael Bay always says in his best Sean Connery voice, “Welcome to the Rock.”

lucascarlisle: Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting – slow motion.

BobCervantes: For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions.

mroberts940: Michael Bay lost his virginity before his dad did.

mrbs: Michael Bay was preceeded down the birth canal by a dove in slow motion. And followed by a column of flame.

Aimee_B_Loved: Michael Bay has 2 speeds: Slow motion and on fire.

And, the rest of the story.

Thanks io9.