Connor – this is the definition of irony:

irony6Connor, remember that discussion of irony we had last week? You thought it had to do with laundry and Korean tailors? I think this might help clarify the REAL definition…

A little dated, but last week, the FDA put out a warning to not use Skin Shield because:

Analyses of several samples of over-the-counter topical antimicrobial skin sanitizer and skin protectant products revealed high levels of various bacteria, including some associated with unsanitary conditions, according to the agency. Some of these bacteria can cause opportunistic infections of the skin and underlying tissues and could result in medical or surgical attention as well as permanent damage.

So, the stuff that is supposed to PROTECT your wounds from getting infected actually might cause a MORE infectious disaster than just leaving it open and bleeding.

That’s why I just don’t get cut.