A note to guys walking into a public restroom…

12065700491766772417johnny_automatic_accommodations_2svgmedWait until you are standing AT the urinal before you start unzipping your fly. While I’m washing my hands, I don’t want to turn to my right to see you strolling in, one hand on the zipper, the second hand already pulling your junk out as you approach. That’s just disgusting.

That is all.