Haven’t seen Transformers 2, and probably won’t?
Here it is in 66 seconds:
Seriously. That about sums it up. If you want, drop $12 in the mail to me, and pretend you bought some popcorn. That’ll give you the FULL experience.
[thanks io9]
Here I go again…
Is anyone out there watching True Blood? Probably not. But I have to admit, I’m hooked. And this isn’t a show I would recommend – I am NOT going to tell Sandy to start watching this. In fact, if you have avoided it until now, I would suggest you do so. [...]
What Michael Jackson taught me
That he must wear some really smooth shoes or something because he really looks like he’s floating backwards while appearing to walk forwards. It doesn’t look nearly as smooth in sneakers on a gym floor. You see what you do is you put your left foot up, like this so it looks like you’re in [...]
Andrew DeWitt’s (online) Commercial!
You may remember Andrew DeWitt from such events as – The Schadenfreude Rent Party Tour. And… Uh… Oh yeah! He did some awesome stand-up here in Chicago with Chicago Underground Comedy (or ChUC as they like to call it). And lest we forget, he’s the guy who’s responsible for Sandy dropping cash like [...]
2-Second Movie Review: TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Not a surprise with this review — after giving a glowing PREviewof this movie the other day, I finally got around to seeing it on Saturday and let me say folks, this movie kicks some serious ass! Though — controversy alert — even though I’ll give it the usual Michael Bay 5-Star Gold Standard [...]
Creepy guy who haunts my moleskine.
So in this more recent picture, he’s got his hair back but he’s gained some weight. He’s also wearing that stupid-ass jacket I told you he wears.
When I first saw this I thought maybe it was an album cover for some crappy solo project. But then I noticed that his mouth was hanging open so [...]
The New Future of the GOP, Issue 5
Goats. We took our son to Brookfield Zoo this weekend and he fed goats. It was in the petting zoo. I put $.50 in a little gumball machine, turned the knob, and out came a handful of goat food. Some sort of little grain nuggets. I put them in my 2-year-old son’s hands, and helped [...]
Michael Jackson’s Coroner: “It was marijuana.”
It’s never marijuana is it? Dying of illegal drugs is so 70’s.
I went down to Hollywood Boulevard yesterday to shoot some footage of the crowd who was there to put really awful memorabilia and bad airbrushed t-shirts on his star. I’ll post a video soon. “Soon” being a word I’m constantly redefining.
My favorite bit aside [...]
Dave Breaks World Record on Wii!
We recorded, according to TwinGalaxies.com regulations, Dave beating the previous record holder for the Home Run training on the Wii. Congrats Dave!! Now, we just have to wait for them to validate the recording!
Stuart Turkeylink.
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns
A little Star Wars humor never hurts…
Especially when it’s from Eddie Izzard. On top of that, Legos make everything funny.
2-Second Movie PREview: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
We’ve all been waiting for this week to arrive, and it’s finally here. The grand opening of Michael Bay’s new opus Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Even though it’s been out for a couple of days, and even though I missed opening night due to an ear infection, and even though it’s [...]
A preview of tomorrow’s newspapers
Michael Jackson is dead.
Can I be the first to start the rumor that Michael Jackson faked his own death? I know it’s pretty easy to float the idea that Michael Jackson might do something weird, just like it’s easy to float the idea that Dick Cheney could do something evil.
Michael Jackson was in so much [...]
RIP Farrah Fawcett, and possible RIP Michael Jackson…
I have to admit, losing Farrah REALLY doesn’t affect me. I didn’t buy the poster, I didn’t watch the original Charile’s Angels. I never even saw, “The Burning Bed.” All I know is that at one time, she was married to the Six Million Dollar Man. So… I really have nothing [...]
Hot or Not? (Career-Making Bends Edition)
I was really on the fence surrounding this one. Mainly because, I thought this was a “no question” scenario. Apparently, I might be a little wrong on that.
In reading through a few reviews/comments/emails about Transformers 2, it seems as through there is a backlash against Megan Fox. How the f*ck can that [...]