Oh right. I’m pretty sure no one who is visiting this site gives a shit, including me.
Honestly, what surprised me most when this came across the CNN.com homepage was not that Archie was getting married, it was that
Seriously – the target audience must be in their 60s now, and people are still buying this?? That alone should be the news story. I can’t imagine that ANY plot line from this comic has ANY semblance to ANYTHING. Of course, you could say the same about most comic books, but c’mon – are they still publishing Richie Rich? Or Casper?
Wait. They are. HOW????
Ok, more importantly, which would you choose, Betty or Veronica? From what I remember, and can gather from the hard-hitting reporting given out by CNN – Betty is the “girl next door” who would do your laundry, cook you dinner, like to spend a nice evening out once in awhile, be completely supportive and MIGHT even let you trya forbidden sex act on your anniversary. Veronica, on the other hand, is super-rich, is bitchy, wants to eat out at all the trendy restaurants, would let you videotape sex in the Caymans, however, your penis has no real power in the relationship – it’s her’s, and she will do with it what she wants.
You choose:
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Formed in 1997, Schad began performing sketch comedy on Chicago’s north side. The troupe has since performed at countless venues around the world including The Goodman Theatre, The Second City, Steppenwolf, Lollapalooza, ImprovOlympic, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (LA), HERE (NYC) and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
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WTF?! Why is Betty winning this post? Veronica obviously does anal and could top or bottom for a BDSM scene. Betty just makes pies.
Scientists have yet to create a machine that can measure how little I care about this story that’s been everywhere. It would be like finding out that Happy Days had still been running since I was a kid and that Chachi and Joanie are finally getting together.