Kate, time to brush off that headshot, the phone is ringing, and it’s Fate.

chicago-city-guide-ga-2Casting for “Real Housewives of Chicago”** is starting.

Except I think you need a bitchier attitude and at least two kids to ignore. But it still doesn’t hurt to give it a shot. This info from SunTimes:

According to Towers’ (Productions) casting director Becky Cattie, the hope is to find women who could give this formula ‘‘a new twist,’’ showcasing a ‘‘really unique group of ladies to represent the Midwest.’’

The production team is seeking ‘‘a dynamic group of ladies leading extraordinary lives. … modern housewives who juggle busy lives and look great doing it! No wallflowers please.’’

If you want to be considered, e-mail Towers at casting [at] towersproductions [dot] com and include your name, age, a photo, contact information and the area where you live.

Also include some personal background details — married? kids? occupation? social life? — and why you think you and your friends would make great TV.

** = Not ‘officially’ Real Housewives. Just a show EXACTLY like it.