Comments on: Real Housewives of NYC Reunion (Language)

By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:03:13 +0000

Hey Kate – there is some sort of ‘lost footage’ special on Thursday night. Cant remember if it is for OC or NYC but Im sure it will be awful!

By: Kate James

Kate James — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:04:21 +0000

Fred & Janet’s PLUS multiple waffle houses?!? We’re in!

And for those interested: I saw Simon at a very odd Scottish fundraiser runway fashion show thing thrown by Sir Sean Connery in NYC. My brother was in the show because Shrek is Scottish — get it? get it? Yeah, me neither.

Anyhoo, Alex was also a “celeb runway walker” and so Simon was there to watch. When we entered the party I promptly said to Sandy, “This is EXACTLY the type of thing that the Real Housewives would attend.” And I started scanning the place for Jill’s gay husband. Moments later, Simon was standing next to us. Very tall. And was wearing a disappointingly normal outfit. It was a top-notch celebrity sighting for this gal!

By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:25:30 +0000

Adam, they are starting a Real Housewives of Washington DC soon – I dont hink they have cast it yet – you should try to get in on editing that one. You could be the beltway insider if anyone slips up, be the next Deep Throat…

By: Adam Witt

Adam Witt — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:18:42 +0000

I knew there was a real Housewives of the OC. But I worked for the company that makes Laguna Beach. Which is those same housewives, but MUCH younger. I didn’t know there was an NY version.

But if you want a real reality show, get a job watching the raw footage of these shows. It’s the same show, but each episode is 40 hours long and lasts a week. Much real-er.

By: Babzilla

Babzilla — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:02:41 +0000

you can’t top NYC for fun. Simon !!! come on Kate give it up. I’ll just die if I don’t get this story from you.

By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Tue, 26 May 2009 18:32:46 +0000

Kate! Yes, I think we are. You and Schad should come to Fred and Janets in KY and write. You can hang out at Waffle House and watch the local color. If its a slow local color day, you can cross the road and go to the other Waffle House. Adam can dress up as Scruffy and go from Waffle House to Waffle House as an unemployed muffin looking for work.

Im thrilled that you have seen the Grey Goose Incident. Presumably, you also witnessed the Pink Motorcycle Incident, when one tan blonde barbie accused the other tan blonde barbie of ‘copying’ her, because she thinks she is the only tan blonde barbie in the world who ever thought about having anything pink. Pink is HER color.

How original.

By: Kate James

Kate James — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:38:30 +0000

Lee Ann! Once again, I find that we are kindred spirits. Yes, Vicki is downright nuts. The Grey Goose incident is a perfect example. How is the world did her daughter turn out so sane?!

I have to say that NYC is my absolute favorite. Maybe it’s because I favor NYC to the West Coast — maybe it’s because NYC seems a little more varied in their craziness than the OC gals. Maybe it’s because it can’t see their veiny, tanned, rib popping valleys between their double D boob jobs in every friggin’ scene! Gross. Keep it to yourself, OC.

By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:32:07 +0000

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damn html space limits

By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:31:18 +0000

hmmm… that was
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By: Lee Ann

Lee Ann — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:29:58 +0000

Kate – Im completely addicted to watching these Real Housewives – call it a morbid fascination.

Did you watch the Orange County HW? I can’t seem to let go of the loathing I have for one of them – Vicki – who believes she is the only person in the world who can drink a Grey Goose martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive – if you DARE to order one she will start screaming “THAT’S MY DRINK!!!” or “NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE THAT, ITS MINE!!!!”

Comedy gold, really.
People’s shallow, rude, self-centered, the-earth-revolves-around-my-tan-and-surgically-altered-belly-button behavior is something I find both shocking and hilarious.

Try to catch a marathon of RHofOC when you can.

Ramona has nothing on them.