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Real Housewives of NYC Reunion (Language)

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a looong time. Be careful if you’re watching it at your desk — it’s got some racy language. I was so addicted to the crazies of NYC. Just now dipping my baby toe into the New Jersey’s. I’m sure I’ll come around to loving them just as much — but I’ll always have a special place in my heart for NYC. I had the celebrity sighting of a lifetime when I saw Simon at a NYC charity event in April. Am I revealing too much about myself?
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  1. 53 mos, 2 wks ago

    There was really a show called that? I’m so out of it.

    But. I just put the first episode of Lost on my iPod. So there’s that.

  2. 53 mos, 2 wks ago

    ADAM! You edit “reality” TV — get to know your genre!

    And Sandy and I are in episode 21 of Season 1 of LOST. Spoiler: that island is freakin’ crazy.

  3. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    Kate – Im completely addicted to watching these Real Housewives – call it a morbid fascination.

    Did you watch the Orange County HW? I can’t seem to let go of the loathing I have for one of them – Vicki – who believes she is the only person in the world who can drink a Grey Goose martini with a blue cheese stuffed olive – if you DARE to order one she will start screaming “THAT’S MY DRINK!!!” or “NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE THAT, ITS MINE!!!!”

    Comedy gold, really.
    People’s shallow, rude, self-centered, the-earth-revolves-around-my-tan-and-surgically-altered-belly-button behavior is something I find both shocking and hilarious.

    Try to catch a marathon of RHofOC when you can.

    Ramona has nothing on them.

  4. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    hmmm… that was
    “the-earth-revolves-around-my-tan-and-surgically-altered-belly-button”

  5. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    ack

    “the-earth-revolves-around-my-tan-
    and-surgically-altered-belly-button”

    damn html space limits

  6. 53 mos, 2 wks ago

    Lee Ann! Once again, I find that we are kindred spirits. Yes, Vicki is downright nuts. The Grey Goose incident is a perfect example. How is the world did her daughter turn out so sane?!

    I have to say that NYC is my absolute favorite. Maybe it’s because I favor NYC to the West Coast — maybe it’s because NYC seems a little more varied in their craziness than the OC gals. Maybe it’s because it can’t see their veiny, tanned, rib popping valleys between their double D boob jobs in every friggin’ scene! Gross. Keep it to yourself, OC.

  7. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    Kate! Yes, I think we are. You and Schad should come to Fred and Janets in KY and write. You can hang out at Waffle House and watch the local color. If its a slow local color day, you can cross the road and go to the other Waffle House. Adam can dress up as Scruffy and go from Waffle House to Waffle House as an unemployed muffin looking for work.

    Im thrilled that you have seen the Grey Goose Incident. Presumably, you also witnessed the Pink Motorcycle Incident, when one tan blonde barbie accused the other tan blonde barbie of ‘copying’ her, because she thinks she is the only tan blonde barbie in the world who ever thought about having anything pink. Pink is HER color.

    How original.

  8. Babzilla
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    you can’t top NYC for fun. Simon !!! come on Kate give it up. I’ll just die if I don’t get this story from you.

  9. 53 mos, 2 wks ago

    I knew there was a real Housewives of the OC. But I worked for the company that makes Laguna Beach. Which is those same housewives, but MUCH younger. I didn’t know there was an NY version.

    But if you want a real reality show, get a job watching the raw footage of these shows. It’s the same show, but each episode is 40 hours long and lasts a week. Much real-er.

  10. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 2 wks ago

    Adam, they are starting a Real Housewives of Washington DC soon – I dont hink they have cast it yet – you should try to get in on editing that one. You could be the beltway insider if anyone slips up, be the next Deep Throat…

  11. 53 mos, 2 wks ago

    Fred & Janet’s PLUS multiple waffle houses?!? We’re in!

    And for those interested: I saw Simon at a very odd Scottish fundraiser runway fashion show thing thrown by Sir Sean Connery in NYC. My brother was in the show because Shrek is Scottish — get it? get it? Yeah, me neither.

    Anyhoo, Alex was also a “celeb runway walker” and so Simon was there to watch. When we entered the party I promptly said to Sandy, “This is EXACTLY the type of thing that the Real Housewives would attend.” And I started scanning the place for Jill’s gay husband. Moments later, Simon was standing next to us. Very tall. And was wearing a disappointingly normal outfit. It was a top-notch celebrity sighting for this gal!

  12. Lee Ann
    53 mos, 1 wk ago

    Hey Kate – there is some sort of ‘lost footage’ special on Thursday night. Cant remember if it is for OC or NYC but Im sure it will be awful!

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