This is how bad America’s “Coffee Obsession” is…


Burrito Beach is now in the game. Apparently, they are a great place to only pick up some carnitas, but also a nice triple-froth-decaf-vanilla latte with a steam-top.

I don’t know what that drink is, but I have heard something eerily similar to that list of nouns and adjectives be ordered by someone ahead of me in line at Starbucks.

Yes, I drink Starbucks. The Dunkin’ Donuts near my place closed because they “lost their lease” – which isn’t that just a different way of saying, “we can’t pay anymore, so we’re getting kicked out”?

Just wait until Gap or Banana Republic start offering coffee drinks. Then we know the Apocalypse is upon us.