These are actual bible quotes from Rumsfeld’s Pentagon Briefings on Iraq

rumsfeldisashitheadTherefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Ephesians 6:13

Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed. Proverbs 16:3

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go. Joshua 1:9

It is God’s will that by doing goo you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men. Peter 2:15

Open the gates that the righteous nation may enter,  The nation that keeps faith. Isaiah 26:2

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Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here’s some cola, wine, coffee and pet stains. Put it on the spill. Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there. No other towel’s gonna do that. It acts like a vacuum. – Vince 7:11

What you say about his company is what you say about society catch the mist, catch the myth, catch the mystery, catch the drift. – Lee 21:12

Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness – Dalai Lama

What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. – Taken: 24:7

Though shalt not kill. -The Bible 11:38

Though shalt not use the Lord’s name in vein. –The Bible 3.1415