The Pre-Teen Girl Mixed Message of the Day!
You want bigger boobs? Sure! The pageant people will help you pay for them! Bigger boobs are more beautiful and will help you win.
WAIT! WHAT?!
You took photos with your boobs showing? That’s inappropriate, disgusting and goes against everything the pageant stands for.
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on Thursday, May 14th, 2009 at 9:34 am by Kate James and is filed under Speaking of Breasts and tagged with Carrie Prejean, Miss America, photos, Trump.
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So I want to be in a beauty pageant. Can anyone help me get in?
How are your boobs?
They’re pretty good. I don’t have really big nipples, which I know is a turn off in some circles, but I can make them bounce thanks to my old weight lifting days. I may need a push up for the cleavage effect.
We can take care of the cleavage with double stick tape.
You’re in.
Call me later today to fill out your W-9 and pick up your spray tan for you and Tybalt.
I’m thinking boobzilla is about to be Mrs. Trump #4, isn’t it about time?
side note, it’s too bad Rosie left The View, this would be some great TV!
I did a portrait of Fred’s boobs. They are dressed as The Baseball Furies from The Warriors. They look fuckin’ great, Fred.