This Hamburger. This is my nominee for the Future of the GOP in this week’s edition. It’s perfect. It not going to say anything uninformed or embarrassing. It currently receives more coverage than most Republicans, and by making it the face of the party you remove one of Obama’s greatest Media Tools, as there were hundreds of reports on the topic…
Nice job Hamburger, and congratulations on becoming The New Future of the GOP.
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And yum, that hamburger looks good. And it probably is not having extra-marital affairs with women or men. I would vote for it.
But then I would develop clogged arteries, that my insurance company would exclude as a pre-existing condition, while hamburger is receiving millions in PAC money from the insurance companies.
So, no. Sorry hamburger. You are gonna have to do better than that.
Hmmm. I hadn’t thought of that. Well, there’s always next week and a new future for the GOP.