Banned In Britain

banned_image1Trust me, it’s not as sexy as it sounds.

Apparently the government of the mother land has issued a list of people banned from the country. I already checked – you’re not on it, sorry. Now I’ve never been kicked out of anywhere. Okay, that’s a lie. I was kicked out of a snobby pastry shop in Del Mar for asking if they had anything “jelly filled”. But now, I have a goal. Hear me now world. This time next year I WILL be on the list of people banned in Britain. Your mission, if you chose to accept it is to help me with suggestions as to what I can do to get myself banned from Britain. Apparently being a conservative radio talk show host and expressing your first amendment rights as an American citizen while not even living or working in Britain has already been done so you’ll have to come up with something else.