• I didn’t understand the assignment.
• My wife is a bitch.
• The employer still hasn’t paid me.
• My accountant is a super douchebag.
• I’m not paying taxes because I’m planning on moving to Canada.
• Can I claim my dog as a dependent?
• What can you take as trade?
• I don’t have any income – I made all my money as a whore.

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