Excuses NOT Accepted by the IRS


  • I didn’t understand the assignment.
  • My wife is a bitch.
  • The employer still hasn’t paid me.
  • My accountant is a super douchebag.
  • I’m not paying taxes because I’m planning on moving to Canada.
  • Can I claim my dog as a dependent?
  • What can you take as trade?
  • I don’t have any income – I made all my money as a whore.