Attention All the Single Men

Come to the Schadenfreude Rent Party this Friday night. There are a LOT of single females that we know from our high school days coming out to the show. And they have no idea this website exists. And they think that the “big city” is awesome. Andy they love to drink. Andy they are single. And think that sex is fun.

I’m not saying you’re gonna get lucky. But, if you don’t get lucky, it’s because you’re not into girls.

Friday 4/17. Dinner @ 8PM. Show @ 9PM. Door $10. Drinks $2.50. Food $0.