Here’s a bit.

chompingatthebitWhen last we left the public at large they were following Adam’s every bit by

  • first suggesting “reversing the polarity” as a solution to all problems,
  • asking people all day long on Daylight Savings day if it feels earlier, and
  • saying the size of their coffee at Starbucks very loudly and then looking around with urbane pride.

If you aren’t doing these bits, please catch up. Here’s the newest one –

When asking a question, any question of another person, always begin the question with “how do you respond to the allegation that…”

To be used as such:

  • “How do you respond to the allegation that Observe And Report is awesome?”
  • “How do you respond to the allegation that Obama’s G20 trip was a huge success?”

I think that would be funny.

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