Hot or Not? (Weird Lip, Crazy Eye Edition)

Rose McGowanThis is probably one of the most legitimate questions I’ve asked so far in this ongoing series. Rose McGowan, spend 6 years on “Charmed” has done a couple of movies, most recently “Grindhouse” with that dude from “Six Feet Under” who had marital problems and 7 kids, and she’s involved (married?) to Robert Rodriguez.

If I’m not mistaken, she wanted to play Barbarella in Rodriguez’s proposed remake of the film – but Hollywood said, “No.” And I’m inclined to go with Hollywood on this one.

I watched “Charmed” – I watched her muddle her way through as the Shannen Doherty replacement. I watched her wacky, glassy eyes do the “Whatcha’ talkin’ about Willis” thing. Her lip is worse than Alicia Silverstone, and her physical comedy reminds me of a completely unpolished Marlee Matlin. (yes, I know Marlee is NOT a physical comedian, nor an actress – hence – my point)

She looks nice and all in still pictures – but either live or on Memorex, the flaws bust through. I’m going with NOT. Any takers?

Rose McGowan - Hot or Not?

  • Hot - are you on crack? Look at her - LOOK AT HER! (76%)
  • Not - let's just call the whole Robert Rodriguez thing a mistake and leave it at that. (24%)
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11 Responses to “Hot or Not? (Weird Lip, Crazy Eye Edition)”

  1. David Barnes says:

    Dude. So hot. I am having a hard time seeing this “weird lip” as you call it.

  2. Her left lip does this weird little jog. I’m beginning to wonder if anyone here has ANY standards.

  3. Kate James says:

    Um, she looks just like Alyssa Milano in this picture, no?

  4. Fred Mowery Fred Mowery says:

    Kate, that’s what I thought too. I’ll go with HOT.

  5. Mike Mike says:

    Lordy lordy. Maybe it’s just personal preference but to me it’s like axing if Michael Jordan is good at hoops or if Reed Johnson/Fukudome in center suck at baseball, or if According to Jim sucks at television. It’s a resounding yes. She had me at threeway in Doom Generation.

  6. Adam Witt says:

    Planet Terror kicked so much ass.

  7. CityGirl CityGirl says:

    forget the eyes and lips…look at her chin. i think she’s robert pattinson in drag…

  8. Brad Dunn says:

    Stephen, would you really object to that lip if it were staring at you from 5 inches away?

    Pretty sure you wouldn’t.

  9. Matt Salvador Matt Salvador says:

    How is Marlee Matlin NOT an actress? She won a freaking Oscar!

  10. It was a pity Oscar.

    And really – is that a TRUE assessment of an actor’s ability? Remember, Marisa Tomei won one as well.

  11. Bridget Bridget says:

    Marisa Tomei won the oscar because she DESERVED it…she’s underrated and very talented, hello The Wrestler? and My Cousin Vinny is a pure classic. P.S. Is it too late to rate Simon?

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